Round 1 Candidate #1: A RACIST AND A THIEF A trailer lies off to the side of the road in front […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1:YOU SEE THE GOVONER’S STATE OF THE SEX ADDRESS? I MEAN STATE ADDRESS.? HOT! Michigan Gov. […]
Candidate #1: I THINK WE HAVE TO RE-EVALUATE OUR HIRING PRACTICES A North Carolina substitute teacher resigned after she allegedly told […]
Marvel, Hulu Set Four-Show Animated Slate As Marvel’s Netflix relationship sours, the comic book powerhouse is entering a new pact […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IF YOU GO TO A PLACE THAT SPECIALIZES IN GOAT CURRY AND OXTAIL DON’T EXPECT A BEEF […]
Candidate #1: AH…GEORGE WANTS COFFEE AND CAKE POPS. SWEET. The dating app Bumble ousted George Zimmerman from its platform on Monday […]
Boner Round 1 Candidate #1: WELL, IF IT’S HALLOWEEN IT’S OKAY ISN’T IT? Numerous politicians and public figures have come under […]
Candidate #1: CANDIDATE #3: SHE IS WAY WORSE THAN CINDERELLA’S EVIL SISTERS A New Jersey woman busted for prostitution played a dirty […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: I HAVE A GUN FULL OF DEADLY AIDS BUBBLES A Jordanian man living illegally in Israel was […]
Candidate #1: I CAN SPOT A HUMAN TRAFFICKER A MILE AWAY Police in Phoenix have disputed Cindy McCain’s claim that she […]