Round One Boner Candidate #1: I AM BADLY STUCK According to the Utah County Sheriff’s Office, deputies responded to Spanish Fork […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: WE WERE DOING SOME PRODUCT TESTING. Two men were arrested in Arkansas this week after allegedly taking […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE NIPPLE EQUALITY HERE? A 3-year-old topless selfie cost New York teacher Lauren Miranda […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN RUDY IS LYING? Celebrating the end of the Justice Department’s Russia probe […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: THIS IS JUST A WASTE OF BEER Beer spas have been hugely popular overseas for years, but […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: DON’T TRY WHACKING A FISH WITH A GUN This just in from the oblivious department: don’t point […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: WAIT, YOU’VE SUFFERED EMOTIONAL DISTRESS? A referee who forced a New Jersey high school wrestler to cut […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: TAKE YOUR BEEF TO SOCIAL MEDIA BEFORE DOING ANYTHING ELSE A New York man said he was […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HE’S A DANGEROUS LAWBREAKER A Missouri man battling Stage 4 cancer said police targeted him and searched […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: LISTEN I DID THE RIGHT THING FOR THOSE KIDS A bus driver has been charged with 26 […]