Boner Candidate #1: HE WAS HUNGRY AND I’VE DONE IT BEFORE
Troopers said the incident happened in the northbound lanes at about 7 p.m. in Everett. According to the Washington State Patrol, a person called 911 saying they saw what looked like a one-year-old boy sitting on a woman’s lap. Troopers spotted the vehicle and pulled the driver over. When the trooper approached the car, he saw the woman breastfeeding the child. The driver told the trooper the child wouldn’t stop screaming and that she’s done it before. The woman was cited for child restraint violation. After being ticketed, she put her baby back in his car seat.
Boner Candidate #2: I AM NOT A FAN OF HITLER
Donald Trump has an important message to share with his fellow Americans. “I’m not a fan of Hitler,” the Republican presidential front-runner said on Thursday as he addressed supporters in Greenville, South Carolina. The statement was made in response to a New York Times story that noted Los Angeles radio host Ricardo Sanchez has listeners who refer to Trump as “Hitler” for his harsh remarks on illegal immigrants. “’Trump, who has dismissed some Mexican immigrants’ — listen to this — ‘as rapists and criminals, or simply put, as Hitler,’ ” Trump said, reading a portion of the article from a print copy he held up. “Now the Hitler one I’ve never heard of until this morning when I woke up,” he remarked.. “I’m not a fan of Hitler. So now they’ve just added Hitler into it, which is all false, by the way, and they know it.”
Boner Candidate #3: KARMA IS COMING FOR ZIMMERMAN
George Zimmerman, the Florida man who shot and killed an unarmed black teen in 2012 but was acquitted of second-degree murder charges, took to social media this week to call President Barack Obama an “ignorant baboon.” Zimmerman made the comment in a series of tweets posted on Wednesday and Thursday while referencing the shooting deaths of two journalists on live television. In one, Zimmerman quoted the president’s remarks on gun violence while also insulting him: Earlier this year, Zimmerman complained that Obama had turned Americans against him, referring specifically to when the president said in 2012, “If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon.”
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