Boner of the Day

Boner Candidates for October 20, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: WE TEACH LITTLE VLADMIR TO BE REAL MAN

Two Romanian men were caught on camera trying to teach a toddler “what being a real man is all about” — making him smoke cigarettes and chug beer. The 1-minute clip was posted to Facebook by a user named Daniel Tecu, who later asked for help identifying the two boneheaded adults, according to Central European News. In the footage, which is believed to have been filmed in Spain, a small child who appears to be no older than 3 can be seen sitting in the lap of a Romanian man as another guy films them and laughs. The sitting man cradles the boy in one arm and holds the cigarette up to the child’s mouth with the other. After several puffs, he helps the kid gulp a few sips of beer. “That’s what being a real man is all about,” one of the men can be heard saying in Romanian, as the boy takes another drag of the cigarette.

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Boner Candidate #2: MR. CRUM IS A CRUM AND THEN SOME

William Crum, the Texas driver who hit two motorcyclists as they tried to pass him in a no-pass zone and whose “I don’t care” statement afterward in went viral over the weekend, has been arrested and charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The two riding the motorcycle that was struck by Crum, Eric Sanders and his girlfriend, were both hospitalized after the accident. Sanders’ girlfriend had to undergo surgery for injuries she sustained in the collision.

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Boner Candidate #3: IT WAS AN EXTRA CREDIT ASSIGNMENT

A professor at Tarleton State University in Stephenville, Texas, has resigned in the wake of a bizarre, gruesome report that accuses the now-former political science teacher of coercing students into aiding him with something called the “Sundance Ritual.” As part of the ritual, Professor Jeff William Justice reportedly pressured several students into hanging him from the trees at his house using hooks attached to nothing but the skin on his chest. In the police report and accompanying nine-page witness statement (which have been provided to Gawker by Tarleton’s student newspaper and which you can read in full below), an unnamed student describes how Professor Justice tried repeatedly to invite a group of male students over to his home, only to eventually bombard them with the painful, Native American ritual.

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