Boner Preview Candidate #1: DO IT YOURSELF SURGERY
A Chinese man has a six-inch-long dagger removed from his rear yesterday after it got stuck there by accident.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: LEARN HOW TO PLAY WITH A SLAVE
A California mom is furious after the pirate play set her son received as a birthday gift came with what she says appears to be a toy slave character.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: HARRY POTTER AND THE POWER OF CHRISTIAN PRAYER
This housewife decided to rewrite the Harry Potter series into Christian books so that her kids won’t be reading about witchcraft.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: I Can’t Feel My Hands
An Ohio man made a strange and not-so-wise call to police last Friday to tell them that he was “too high” on marijuana.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: A WOMAN TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL…HOW DARE YOU?
An Atlanta sports radio host was suspended from his job in disgrace this week after going on a sexist social media rant about the MLB’s first female commentator, Jessica Mendoza.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: THE UNDERSTANDING JUDGE
A recently released video shows a Seminole County, Florida, judge sentencing a domestic violence victim to three days in jail for not appearing at her alleged abuser’s trial, despite being subpoenaed to do so.
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