1. Jose Canseco’s Gross-Smelling Finger Fell Off
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When I sit down to play poker—or do anything really—a lot of things cross my mind, but none of those things is whether or not my finger is about to fall off. I implicitly trust that all ten of my fingers will stay where they have been for my 26 years on this planet. Alas, this is something that Jose Canseco needs to worry about, who has to be careful that when he excitedly yells “all in!” and throws his chips in the middle of the table that he doesn’t add a finger to the post.
2. ‘The Osbournes’ returning to VH1
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Fresh on the heels of Lisa Kudrow’s return in “The Comeback” and Fox’s reboot of “24” — after nine and four years, respectively — comes word that VH1 will revive “The Osbournes,” which was a big hit for MTV back in the days of dial-up Web service.
3. Is Someone Trying to Kill Bono?
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Just days after Bono narrowly escaped death in a malfunctioning private jet comes the news that Bono has been involved in a somewhat serious bicycle accident. Which begs the question, is this all a coincidence, or could Bono be in real danger?
4. Champagne brands refused to sponsor Kim’s butt
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Not one brand of Champagne wanted to go anywhere near Kim Kardashian’s naked body, famously on display in Paper magazine’s winter issue.
5. Khloe addresses Kim’s cover: ‘If you’ve got it, flaunt it’
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Khloe Kardashian stands by her big sister’s decision to pose nude for Paper Magazine. “You know what? If you’ve got it, flaunt it,” Kardashian told E! News on Friday. “I think Kim has an amazing body, she looks incredible. To each their own.”
6. Amanda Bynes: “I’m Gonna Murder My Family”
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The recordings were taken last week by Bynes’ West Hollywood roommates, and TMZ claims members of her family “wanted [them] to post the audio” because it “could be a wake-up call for medical professionals to intervene and get her help.”
7. Amanda Bynes and Paris Hilton feud at LA night club
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A witness tells us, “Amanda tried to sit at Paris and Brandon’s table, and they were not happy about it. There was a scene, and words exchanged, before they kicked her out of their area.”
8. Even Bethenny Frankel can’t believe how rich she is
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Bethenny Frankel just can’t get over how much dough she has.
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