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Pre Boner Candidates for September 30, 2015

Pre-Boner Candidate #1: ENOUGH WITH THE ANTI VIOLENCE STUFF

An artist was shot to death Tuesday while working on a public mural in Oakland, California, sponsored by a group trying to reduce violence in the troubled and changing neighborhood.

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Pre-Boner Candidate #2: IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE PROPER PAPER WORK YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO HURTLE

A 9-year-old girl was denied her inhaler during a coughing fit at school in West Jordan because staff were not notified of the child’s prescription, Jordan School District officials said Monday.

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Pre-Boner Candidate #3: WELL, THAT DOES SOUND LIKE ME

A South Salt Lake man, 58, was charged Monday with approaching a 12-year-old neighbor and asking her if she would have sex with him for money.

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Pre-Boner Candidate #4: WE’RE GOING TO HOLD FAIR HEARINGS AND GET TO THE TRUTH

Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) stumbled near the start of a tense hearing on Tuesday when Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards told him to check his sources on a chart that he said showed a decrease in breast exams and an increase in abortions by the organization.

Pre-Boner Candidate #5: SHE IS JUST LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING AND ROSA PARKS….JUST LIKE THEM

Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who went to jail this month for refusing to follow the law and issue a marriage license to a gay couple, was given an award at Friday night’s conservative Values Voter Summit.

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Pre-Boner Candidate #6: STEALING FROM THE POPE

When Pope Francis concluded his historic address to Congress on Thursday, dozens of lawmakers followed as he left the podium, hoping to clasp the hand or touch the garments of His Holiness. Then there was Rep. Bob Brady (D-Pa.), who instead dashed to the podium to swipe the pope’s drinking glass.

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