The Rock not only shares my birthday, but also my hatred for the San Andreas fault. Ever since I was a kid I always thought being a crack in the Earth that could destroy a lot of real nice real estate was a wuss move. Besides, and I’ve mentioned this before, I am getting fried on the comic book movies. “Antman”? Really? But seeing the Hoover Dam dump its liquid all over Western desert – that’s just spectacular and makes me salivate for stale popcorn and Raisinettes. There will never be a better villain than nature. Enjoy this teaser trailer and mark May 29th, 2015 on your calendar. Unless the top and bottom of the planet melt before then, we can keep telling ourselves it’s all fantasy.