Round One Boner Candidate #1: YOU NEED POCKETS IN YOUR PANTIES. If you’re into the “weird denim” trend (or, like me, just […]
Boner Candidate #1: TRANS PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CREATE A NEW SPECIES THAT IS PART MACHINE. I had to read my […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. SORRY FOLKS BUT WE’RE OUT OF BUSNINESS AND WE’RE CALLING IT […]
Artsies: The Aftermath – 3 stars Post World War II, a British colonel and his wife are assigned to live […]
Zack Snyder wants fans to “Grow Up” Armed with the nefarious kind of energy that compels children to tell other […]
Boner Candidate #1: MORE BABIES! THAT’S THE SOLUTION TO END OF THE WORLD CLIMATE CHANGE. HAVE MORE BABIES. Utah Sen. Mike […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: DUDE, THERE’S TOO MUCH NEGATIVE ENERGY IN THIS WORK PLACE. A Missouri car rental worker […]
Candidate #1: YOU WHAT? YOU RESCUED A CAT? WELL, I’M SORRY. YOU ARE SUSPENDED. Verizon has raised controversy by suspending an […]
Alien the Play While it may be true that “in space, no one can hear you scream,” the same cannot […]
Boner Candidate #1: WAY TO GO MOM, YOU RUINED MY LIFE. Lori Loughlin‘s internet-famous daughter is fuming at her parents for […]