BONER CANDIDATE #1: KEEP AN EYE ON THE KIDS, WILL YOU? Amber Barrett, 32, was arrested Thursday. She’s the Fargo […]
Boner Candidate #1: BOYS COULD HAVE FUN WITH YOU. A Michigan state legislator told a reporter that she should “hang […]
Boner Candidate #1: CONDOM SPOIL-SPORT, GARY HERBERT. Utah Gov. Gary Herbert has ordered state health officials to stop distributing condoms […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: GOD VS. RAINBOWS A Christian school in Louisville expelled a student last week after her family said […]
Boner Candidate #1: SURE IT WAS A S**T SANDWICH, BUT IT WAS A REALLY GREAT S**T SANDWICH. Luckhurst, a bike […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: WE ARE THE REDMEN, DAMMIT! In recent years, the number of sports teams with names like “Chiefs” […]
Boner Candidate #1: REAL SCIENTISTS TAKE ACCU WEATHER TO SCHOOL. Australia is currently suffering from devastating bushfires that are spread […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: YES YOU ARE LaVerkin Police arrested a woman Tuesday after she was accused of swapping a 93-year-old […]
Boner Candidate #1: A MARRIAGE MADE IN HELL A senior employee of a for-profit immigrant detention center in Nevada has […]
Boner Candidate #1: DISHONEST AND STUPID As lawmakers in Washington and allies around the world grappled with President Trump’s decision […]