Boner Candidate #1: I’M YOUNG AND RICH AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT Florida’s TikTok star Damaury Mikula was […]
Boner Candidate #1: MAYBE HE’LL SHOW UP AT THE CONCERT LATER ON. Qanon believers recently gathered at Dealey Plaza and […]
Boner Candidate #1: I CANNOT JOIN IN THE CELEBRATION OF THE DECLINE OF MEN. Senator John Hawly claims that “the […]
Boner Candidate #1: HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO SELL A COUPLE OF HOUSES. Jenna Ryan, a woman involved in […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE NATIVES LOVE THE CHOP. Commissioner of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred, has been negligent to addressing […]
Boner Candidate #1: DAD’S DEAD, HE DON’T CARE A woman took sexy Instagram pictures in front of her father’s casket. […]
Boner Candidate #1: ANOTHER CLASSY MOVE BY THE TRUMP FAMILY. Following the accidental shooting by Alec Baldwin, Donald Trump Jr. […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE DENY EVERYTHING… INCLUDING THE FACT THAT WE SOLD ONLY ONE THOUSAND TICKETS OF THE TEN THOUSAND […]
Boner Candidate #1: CAN’T YOU JUST WEAR SOME LUCKY SOCKS? Minnesota Timberwolves player Karl-Anthony Towns revealed that he watches videos […]
Boner Candidate #1: MOST UTAH VOTERS DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU. After irrational concerns of election fraud across the nation, […]