Boner Candidate #1: AMMON IS ONE OF OURS The two dozen demonstrators pressed against the emergency-room doors, screaming to be […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: YOU BET…BUY THEM RECORDS NASHVILLLE, Tenn. (AP) — Fans of Morgan Wallen are buying up […]
Boner Candidate #1: I DONT NEED PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT SALT LAKE CITY — After a FOX 13 investigation revealed unprofessional emails […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: NICE DOO A Louisiana woman went viral last week for using Gorilla Glue in place […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’D LIKE MY CHILD TO OPT OUT OF THAT BLACK STUFF A Utah charter school said it […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: 911? I NEED HELP WITH MY I.D. After her fake ID was seized at a […]
Boner Candidate #1: CHINA NEEDS THEIR BOYS TO BUTCH UP A proposal to boost the “masculinity” of young students has […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: TRUMP IS DONE BEING A UNION MAN Donald Trump quits — SAG! He still can’t […]
Boner Candidate #1: HOW ABOUT THE COTTON PICKERS SALT LAKE CITY — After hours of public comment and testimony, the […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: LIL’ UZI GOT A DIAMOND Lil Uzi Vert’s love of jewelry has never been a […]