5-Year-Old Calls 911 for Pizza…and Officers Bring him One

A Florida boy has been reprimanded for calling 911 to complain he was hungry and wanted a pizza — and […]

Woman Admits To Killing Husband During Foreplay

A West Virginia woman is going to jail after she confessed to killing her husband with a dagger during sexual […]

Resident Calls Police to Report Taco Bell for Running out of Shells

Clearly, tacos are a big part of Taco Bell’s business model. Not only is the fast food giant’s entire franchise […]

Florida Man Threatens To Unleash ‘Army Of Turtles’

Here’s your ‘Florida Man’ story for the day – a man calling himself “The Saint” was arrested after threatening to […]

Hawaii Man Must Avoid Pepsi While On Probation

Talk about cruel and unusual punishment. A Hawaii man has been ordered to avoid his favorite soft drink while serving […]

Freed From Jail, Man Immediately Steals Car From Its Parking Lot

Perhaps prison officials should have called him an Uber or at least gave him some exact change for the bus. […]

Boner Fight for April 27, 2018

Boner Candidate #1: A LAWYER IN A HAZMAT SUIT IS NEVER A GOOD SIGN. An Alabama lawyer is headed to prison […]

Radio From Hell: The ABCs of DUIs with Ed Brass, Attorney at Law