Pre-Boner Candidate #1: LET THE LITTLE HOMO SUE
A Tennessee public official has taken to Facebook on Monday to make some troubling remarks about a gay high school student who was not allowed to bring his date to a school dance and the LGBT community in general, Towleroad reports.
Pre-Boner Candidate #2: HOW ABOUT FINDING A PSYCHOLOGIST THAT CAN HELP YOU GET BETTER?
A North Carolina woman says she is happier than ever after fulfilling her lifelong wish of becoming blind.
Pre-Boner Candidate #3: FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BMX BIKE
Police in the Philadelphia suburbs say the Man of Steal was undone by his Superman T-shirt. The Philadelphia Daily News reports 18-year-old Kyree Henneghan was charged with two Upper Darby burglaries that police linked him to because of the shirt.
Pre-Boner Candidate #4: THE GREAT HACKER
An internet prankster booked to talk about Edward Snowden on a US news channel instead spent the entire interview referring to Edward Scissorhands, with the anchor seemingly oblivious.
Pre-Boner Candidate #5: WELL THEY DIDN’T HAVE ANY MONEY
At least seven women living in a Baltimore housing project were forced to trade sexual favors in exchange for basic home repairs from maintenance workers, according to a lawsuit filed this week in the Baltimore Federal Court.
Pre-Boner Candidate #6: I ONLY SHOOT ‘EM IF THEY’RE TRYIN TO EAT ME
A police officer in East Tennessee was suspended for three days for refusing to shoot a skunk that had bitten a child.
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