Candidate #1: YOU ARE TRYING TO SCARE OUR KIDS WITH SCIENCE. Nearly every person who grabbed the microphone at a state […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN RUDY IS LYING? Celebrating the end of the Justice Department’s Russia probe […]
Boner Candidate #1: MORE BABIES! THAT’S THE SOLUTION TO END OF THE WORLD CLIMATE CHANGE. HAVE MORE BABIES. Utah Sen. Mike […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: DUDE, THERE’S TOO MUCH NEGATIVE ENERGY IN THIS WORK PLACE. A Missouri car rental worker […]
Candidate #1: YOU WHAT? YOU RESCUED A CAT? WELL, I’M SORRY. YOU ARE SUSPENDED. Verizon has raised controversy by suspending an […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: THIS IS JUST A WASTE OF BEER Beer spas have been hugely popular overseas for years, but […]
Boner Candidate #1: WAY TO GO MOM, YOU RUINED MY LIFE. Lori Loughlin‘s internet-famous daughter is fuming at her parents for […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: WAY TO GO MOM, YOU RUINED MY LIFE. Lori Loughlin‘s internet-famous daughter is fuming at her […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE WAS PUT ON EARTH TO SAVE THE JEWS Secretary of State Mike Pompeo offered alarming views during […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: DON’T TRY WHACKING A FISH WITH A GUN This just in from the oblivious department: don’t point […]