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Boner Candidates for April 16, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: YOU ARE TOO, TOO, YOURSELF

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A naturally red-headed sixth form student has been told to tone down her hair colour or she will be barred from classes for being ‘too ginger’. Emily Reay, 17, who has natural auburn hair but colours it so it is brighter, is a pupil at Trinity School in Carlisle, Cumbria, and claims she has sported the same vibrant ginger hair for the last three years. But on her return to lessons following the Easter holidays she claims she was ordered to tone it down after teachers decided the colour was inappropriate.

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Boner Candidate #2: THIS CLASS NEEDS A LITTLE HONESTY

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Last fall, Madeline Luciano was fired from her teaching position at P.S. 18 in New York City after allegedly telling her eighth grade students to write out the reasons they hated one of the girls in class on the blackboard.

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Boner Candidate #3: I DID NOT WANT TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND

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An Oregon woman in an online relationship with a man from Alabama set up a table with candles and wine glasses for their first meeting. She told him to close his eyes, according to court documents, and then she slammed a metal baseball bat into the back of his head three times

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Feature Image By F. // Chicca // K. Silva

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