Boner Candidate #1: THE LITTLE PUNKS WERE AN EASY MARK
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A school bus aide has been charged with stealing lunch money and bagged lunches from preschoolers in New Jersey. Police in Millville say 33-year-old Rosa Rios was caught on a surveillance camera rummaging through students’ backpacks. She’s accused of stealing money and food from the 3- to 5-year-olds she was supervising in January and February.
Boner Candidate #2: THERE’S A LOT MORE IN THE TRUNK
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The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office announced today that they had arrested an 18-year-old on drug charges after he was seen counting cash in his vehicle with a bag of marijuana by his side. According to the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office, the arresting deputy responded to a report of suspected drug deals occurring in the parking lot of Crunch Fitness, located at 3762 Bee Ridge Road in Sarasota, on Tuesday afternoon. The deputy approached the vehicle and saw the suspect, 18-year-old Michael Cramer of Sarasota, allegedly counting money with a baggie of pot next to him. Per the police report, Cramer didn’t even notice the deputy until he tapped on the window. Cramer then exited the car and told the officer, “I’m in so much trouble. … There’s a lot more in the trunk.”
Boner Candidate #3: SHE’S A MENTAL CASE, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
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A Broward County, Fla., sheriff’s deputy is on restricted duty after an attorney caught him on video Monday morning dragging a mentally ill woman down a courthouse hallway by the shackles around her legs. The victim, 28-year-old Dasyl Jeanette Rios, was in court on charges of trespassing and criminal mischief, and had just been found not competent to stand trial, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported. A public defender described the events that took place just before attorney and courthouse blogger Bill Gelin started filming: Rios had been declared incompetent and, after her hearing was over, was heard arguing with a female deputy in the courtroom. [Deputy Chris] Johnson interceded and escorted Rios into the hallway, Boettcher said. Once there, Rios sat on a bench and started to cry. At that point, Deputy Johnson reportedly “yanked” Rios off the bench and began dragging her down the hall. In the video, she can be heard yelling “Stop! You’re hurting me! You’re fucking hurting me!” and asking to be taken to a hospital.
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