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Boner Candidates for January 13, 2015

Boner Candidate #1 – NOT VERY LUCKY WITH THE LADIES

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Image By Keith Allison

George Zimmerman, America’s chosen mascot for the reasonable use of lethal force, was arrested in Florida late Friday night on suspicion of domestic violence and aggravated assault with a weapon, again. At a court hearing Saturday morning, a judge granted Zimmerman a $5,000 bond

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Boner Candidate #2 – SHE HATES ME BECAUSE I AM BEAUTIFUL

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Image By Liz Marion

An ex-Playboy model says a female Manhattan judge took away custody of her friend’s children because the plain Jane jurist and her colleagues have a jealous grudge against beautiful women.

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Boner Candidate #3 – OOOPS

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Image By Todd Pavlack

A Kentucky police officer is recovering from non-life-threatening injuries after accidentally shooting himself in the stomach inside an elevator on Friday.

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