Boner Candidate #1: SHE WAS JUST SLEEPING
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A Minnesota man has been arrested for elder neglect after he brought his 90-year-old mother to the bank and withdrew $850 in her name. Their stop at Wells Fargo came just hours before the man reported his mother dead, and police suspect he may have put her corpse in a wheelchair and used it to get the money.
Boner Candidate #2: I WILL RUN YOU OVER
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The 94-year-old alternate Oak Ridge city judge is free on a $50,000 signature bond on an aggravated assault charge for allegedly striking a good Samaritan with his car, knocking him to the ground. “There’s not a word of truth to any of this thing,” William Lawrence Tunnell said Wednesday morning of the charge formally filed against him last week in connection with a Nov. 21 incident. He declined further comment, other than saying he took a “bad, bad fall” that day.
Boner Candidate #3: MAYBE KING AND LEE SHOULD NOT HAVE THE SAME HOLIDAY
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Two Arkansas legislators said Wednesday it is inappropriate to honor Martin Luther King Jr. and the leader of the Confederate Army on the same day and proposed ending the state’s decades-old tradition of honoring Robert E. Lee. Arkansas is one of just three states to jointly celebrate King, the black civil-rights leader, and Lee, the white Confederate general, on the third Monday of January. Some have labeled the practice incongruous, and most public celebrations center on King.
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