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Boner Candidates for January 30, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: WE ARE NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY.

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Working out of the Price Justice Court, Judge Steven L. Stream denied a plea agreement on Thursday that had Price City Mayor Joe Piccolo tendering a plea of no-contest to the infraction level offense of disorderly conduct. The infraction Piccolo is now facing, stems from a December 3 incident at the USU Eastern Cosmetology Department.

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Boner Candidate #2: I DONT THINK THIS IS STANDARD UPS TRAINING

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A Houston man was a wee bit peeved after catching a UPS deliveryman on video as he dumped his package, damaging its contents — then took a brazen leak right on his house.

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Boner Candidate #3: ANOTHER PROUD DAY FOR TEXAS

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Hooray, it’s Texas Muslim Capitol Day! It’s that one special day of the year when Muslim residents of Texas come to Austin to learn about political activism, have civil discussions with their representatives about issues that are important to them, hear a small group of angry protesters shout “Go home!” and “Jesus is the lord!” at them, and have a legislator demand that they swear a loyalty oath to prove they’re real Americans. Oh boy! But easily the dumbest, saddest thing to come out of this day of very dumb, very sad things was the reaction of freshman Republican representative Molly White. White wasn’t in her office today, but she made her position on the event clear in a Facebook post.

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