Boner Preview Candidate #1: NO SUPERBOWL FOR YOU
Broncos player questioned in hooker sting, sent home to Denver
Boner Preview Candidate #2: HOW DARE HE MAKE THE TRAIN LATE?
A high-school boy jumped to his death in front of a Metro-North train in The Bronx Monday — but a cruel MTA worker seemed to care only about the troubled teen making his train late.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: THE SAD, SAD BUSH CAMPAIGN.
GOP presidential hopeful Jeb Bush made a cringe-worthy plea Tuesday in New Hampshire to a college student who has never voted before.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: I HAVE THIS LITTLE SECRETARY.
State Sen. Scott Jenkins, R-Plain City, spoke against a bill that would require employers to accomodate breastfeeding mothers. Describing it as “milking,” he said having babies in the workplace can be disruptive and “intrusive.”
Boner Preview Candidate #5: KANGAROO KILLER
Seventeen kangaroos have died after being deliberately run down by a driver in Australia, an animal welfare group said Monday.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: YOU MUST CEASE INTERFERING WITH TRACTORS SIR.
Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.
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