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Boner Preview Candidates for November 9 2015

Boner Preview Candidate #1: HONK IF YOU’RE HORNEY

Nova Scotia has been forced to upgrade security after an important safety message along a highway was hacked Thursday night.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: WE GAVE HER SEVERAL MOTHER CHOICES

A South Holland woman said her dead mother’s remains might have been buried by the wrong family because of a mix-up at Leak and Sons Funeral Home.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: I MAY MOVE FROM MINNESOTA.

A woman who was attacked by another woman in a suburban Minneapolis restaurant, allegedly because she was speaking a foreign language, said she feels traumatized and may move out of Minnesota.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: BEWARE COMMON CORE HOMOSEXUAL, TRANSGENDER, ATHIEST TAKE OVER. YOU, KNOW…THE COMMON CORE.

An Alabama Board of Education member is drawing criticism for making a number of outlandish claims about the Common Core during a recent GOP luncheon.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: WELL, I GUESS HE SAVED THE COPS ANOTHER TRIP

After police knocked on the door of his Pennsylvania motel room, a murder suspect from North Carolina, thinking the jig was up, shot himself on Saturday afternoon. The police, however, were there to arrest someone else altogether.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: THEY’LL NEVER GET ME IN HERE.

Police say a Salt Lake City woman has been arrested after she ditched a stolen car in Payson and locked herself in the trunk of a second car.

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