ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: STAY DOWN A woman posted on Reddit over the weekend that her campsite was riddled […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: THIS CERTAINLY CALLS FOR A FUNNY MUG SHOT Naples, FL — The Naples Police Department […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I JUST LOVE EVERYBODY SO MUCH A Florida woman who kept trying to randomly kiss […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1:OKAY. I SURRENDER. YOU GOT ME. A motorist from Florida called Oregon State Police to report […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1:SEND HIM BACK TO THE SUMMER OF ’69 Bryan Adams has been branded ‘racist’ over a shocking social […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1:HOW MUCH IS AN INORDINATE AMOUNT? New Jersey state officials opened parks but kept the bathrooms […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1:OH, COME ON. WE’RE BASICALLY BOTH PREGNANT. Pregnancy can be hard. Ideally, when a couple decides to have […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1:WELL YOU KNOW HOW THOSE PEOPLE LIVE. The country’s top health official downplayed concerns over the […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1:MASK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign manager, Brad Parscale, tweeted images Thursday of “Keep America […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1:THIS IS A VERY UNPLEASANT SITUATION Scientists who advise the government on its coronavirus strategy have […]