Boner Candidate #1: THAT’LL TEACH HIM. In Akron, Ohio, a man was eating potato chips standing in line outside of […]
Boner Candidate #1: SOMEONE PUT METH IN MY UNDERPANTS Florida man, Caleb Phillips, was being booked into the Indian River […]
Boner Candidates for November 29, 2023 Boner Candidate #1: SHE STABBED HIM WITH A RABIES NEEDLE. A Florida woman, Sandra […]
Boner Candidate #1: SUSAN’S LIFE OF PRIVILEGE HAS SKEWED HER VIEW OF THE WORLD. Actress Susan Sarandon is no longer […]
Boner Candidate #1: AND I DON’T REMEMBER HOW I GOT HERE. Just this past week in St. George, Utah, a […]
Boner Candidate #1: HERE COMES THE SANTY CLAUS TRAIN….AND IT’S WEAVING. Henry Meade, a man from Tazewell, Tennessee, has been […]
Boner Candidate #1: HEY! COME ON! SPOILER ALERT! In Sydney, Australia, a police officer named Dominic Francis Gaynor, has pled […]
Boner Candidate #1: MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS TIMBO. Music producer and artist, Timbaland, is getting slammed on […]
Boner Candidate #1: LET ME ON THE DAMNED PLANE. A woman was arrested this past Wednesday for running onto the […]
Boner Candidate #1: DID I LEAVE MY PHONE HERE WHEN I WAS STEALING FROM YOU? The owner of a nail […]