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Boner Candidate #1: THE GOVERNMENT CAUSE MY PSYCHOSIS. Notorious conspiracy theorist Alex Jones claims a “form of psychosis” caused him to […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: YOU NEED POCKETS IN YOUR PANTIES. If you’re into the “weird denim” trend (or, like me, just […]
Boner Candidate #1: TRANS PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CREATE A NEW SPECIES THAT IS PART MACHINE. I had to read my […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. SORRY FOLKS BUT WE’RE OUT OF BUSNINESS AND WE’RE CALLING IT […]
Artsies: The Aftermath – 3 stars Post World War II, a British colonel and his wife are assigned to live […]
Zack Snyder wants fans to “Grow Up” Armed with the nefarious kind of energy that compels children to tell other […]
Boner Candidate #1: MORE BABIES! THAT’S THE SOLUTION TO END OF THE WORLD CLIMATE CHANGE. HAVE MORE BABIES. Utah Sen. Mike […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: DUDE, THERE’S TOO MUCH NEGATIVE ENERGY IN THIS WORK PLACE. A Missouri car rental worker […]