BONER CANDIDATE #1: I GUESS HE WON’T BE GETTING THE JOB. A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly stole two […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1: CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE SUSPECT? During a search at the Mahoning County Jail, cops found […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: SORRY. RULES IS RULES. NOW PUSH. When a woman who was 40 weeks pregnant went into labor […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1: KEVIN HART AND THE ACADEMY We live in the golden age of bad non-apologies, but […]
Boner Candidate #1:THAT’S THE LAST TIME I GO TO DR. IGNORANT An upstate mom blasted her dentist as “Dr. Ignorant” […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: THE FLYING PLHALLUS IS A FINE MILITARY TRADITION The penis-shaped flight path aroused controversy when it […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: MS. EASTON’S TEACHING METHODS ARE KIND OF WEIRD A New Mexico teacher lost her job after she allegedly […]
ROUND ONE: BONER CANDIDATE #1: JOURNALISTS DISAPPEAR ALL THE TIME. CHRIS STEWART MAKES US PROUD. During an interview with CNN’s […]
Boner Candidate #2: OKAY, LET’S ASSUME THE VICE PRESIDENT DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE QANON PATCH. As further evidence that we’re all […]
Round One: Boner Candidate #1: STOP IT. STOP WITH THE HUGGING. Thousands of people have signed an online petition to end […]