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Protip: Bottle Cap vs. One Sheet of Paper

Opener

Don’t have a handy-dandy opener to get that 3.2% hooch in your body? You need a break from that dissertation, but your fratty roommate broke that sweet bottle opener you picked up in Cabo? Well, slide that printer tray open start sippin’ because this modern day MacGyver has solved your woes.

Amaze your friends at your next study group. Wow your folks by showing them their college fund isn’t going to waste. Shame your classmates who brought a pencil, but no paper. You got it!

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X96 is Utah's Original Alternative. It is self-aware. It is ingrained. It plays bands like Panic! at the Disco, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Cure, and Muse. It's part of a healthy diet and it's why native Utahns are so stout and stalwart. Listen and become part of it and it will become part of you.

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