Boner Candidate #1: HOW WILL I GET INTO MY HOME?
Image By [AndreasS]
Police are looking for thieves who apparently swiped wheelchair ramps from an elderly woman’s front steps. Sometime on March 10, most likely while Georgia Busey was away from home near 100 East and 100 North, someone stole her Silver Spring 10-foot, parallel aluminum ramps. “I was pretty upset that somebody would take them,” Busey said Wednesday. When she’s at home, Busey gets around with a walker. But when she goes out with her power chair, she needs the ramps to ride down her front steps.
Boner Candidate #2: HEY CRY BABY ONE LEG
Image By UK Ministry of Defence
An Ohio woman with a prosthetic leg who asked a neighbor not to park in her apartment building’s handicap spot found a nasty note on her car calling her a “cry baby one leg.” Ashley Brady, 26, told the Amputee Coalition of America that she lost her leg over the summer and has been trying to adjust to life with a prosthetic. She said she had been waiting all winter to have a parking spot near her apartment in Miamisburg changed to one reserved for people with handicaps. “I FINALLY get my parking spot and this small victory meant soo much to me,” Brady wrote. “Then after having my parking spot only 2 days a lady who was not handicap and does not have plates parked in my spot.” Brady said she left a note on the woman’s car asking her not to park there and warning that it would be towed in the future. Later, she found a response letter on her own car. The letter begins “Hey Handicap,” and reads:
“1st, never place your hands on my car again! 2nd, honey you ain’t the only one with “struggles.” You want pity go to a one leg support group! You messed with the wrong one! I don’t care about what your note said shove it, but you touch my car again and I will file a report, I am not playing! I let the office know the cry baby one leg touches my property I will cause trouble so go cry your struggles to someone who cares cause I’m walking away with both mine!!!!!!”
The letter is signed “Bitch.”
Boner Candidate #3: KIDS NEED DISCIPLINE
Image By Jodi Green
A North Carolina man pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 6 to 10 years in prison on Wednesday for handcuffing an 11-year-old boy by his ankle to a porch with a dead chicken around his neck as punishment. Dorian Harper entered the guilty plea to three felonies — child abuse, assault with a deadly weapon and maiming without malice. His plea came a day after a jury was seated. “Yes, sir,” Harper, 58, said when the trial judge asked if he was guilty. Harper also told the judge that he was sorry for his actions.
Feature Image By Elliot Margolies
[polldaddy poll=8739399]
