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Boner Candidates for Monday, July 27, 2015

Boner Candidate #1 IT’S ALL RIGHT. THE PLANE FLIES IT’S SELF.

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An airline captain who calls himself the ‘naughty pilot’ invited a glamour model into his cockpit to let her play with the plane’s controls, it’s been claimed. The pilot is also said to have ordered Chloe Mafia champagne, told her to sit on his knee and smoked 40 cigarettes during the transatlantic flight from Heathrow to New York’s JFK airport.

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Boner Candidate #2 I LOST MY COOL AND YOU SAW THAT I AM A RACIST.

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Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) is calling for the resignation of a local county commissioner after the Republican official went on a racist rant on Facebook. According to an NBC affiliate in Atlanta, John Douglas, who is a former GOP state lawmaker, used a racial slur in a comment on a photo of an African American woman making an offensive gesture toward the U.S. flag.

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Boner Candidate #3 GUN ENTHUSIAST AND GRAMMARIAN

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Volunteer civilian “guards” have been kicked off the grounds outside a military recruiting center in Lancaster, Ohio, after one of them accidentally fired his weapon. No one was injured. “Listen, it was a mistake. No one was injured and I owned up to it immediately with the police,” 28-year-old Christopher Reed, who is accused of firing the shot, told the Lancaster Eagle-Gazette. “I’m glad no one was hurt. I am willing to take the punishment.”

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