Boner Candidate #1: DON’T BE TALKIN’ TRASH ABOUT NASCAR
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An argument over NASCAR and IndyCar has led to domestic battery charges for a man in Franklin, Indiana. David Wilson, 57, was arrested Sunday after he allegedly choked his fiancée during an Indianapolis 500 viewing party, TheIndyChannel.com reports.
Boner Candidate #2: PREGNANT HANDS
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A Muslim televangelist has advised male followers to stop masturbating — because it will leave their hands pregnant in the afterlife. Turkish preacher Mücahid Cihad Han told viewers that masturbation was forbidden in Islam. “One hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said during his program on private television station 2000 TV, according to The Hurriyet Daily News.
Boner Candidate #3: MURDER? THIS WAS A PRODUCT SAFETY TEST
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What was meant as a playful test of a bulletproof vest by two friends in Northern California ended with one man dead and his friend in jail on suspicion of murder, officials said. Characterized by the Sacramento County Sheriff’s Department as an “unintentional killing,” deputies arrested Elijah Ray Lambert, 21, on Saturday for allegedly fatally shooting his friend in Bannister Park in Fair Oaks the previous night.
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