Boner Candidate #1: SPECIAL DELIVERY
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Wigan, ENGLAND — A man in Wigan, England, has been stamped as a sex offender after being found guilty of having sex with a mailbox.
Paul Bennett, 45, pleaded guilty on Thursday to two counts of indecent exposure and using threatening and abusive words with abusive behavior, the Mirror reports. The plea stemmed from a Sept. 9 incident where he attempted to have sex with a mailbox in a public area. Witnesses told the court they saw Bennett pull down his pants in a shopping arcade and start to publicly perform a sexual act on himself in public. Prosecuting attorney Kate Beattie said Bennett then walked over to the postbox and “started to make sexual advances towards it,” according to the Mirror. Bennett reportedly rubbed himself against the mailbox while holding his hands in the air. Witnesses said he kept shouting “Wow!” during his mailbox masturbation. After he finished, Bennett pulled up his pants and started swinging on a lamppost, according to the Manchester Evening News.
Police later found Bennett exposing himself in front of another store. Officers said he drunkenly shouted and swore at them, according to the Express. Bennett’s attorney, Martin Jones, told the court he realizes his client’s behavior left witnesses “ashamed, disgusted and upset.”
“My client accepts that,” he said, according to the Telegraph. “Clearly there are issues that need to be addressed.”
A court ordered Bennett to undergo alcohol treatment, and pay $75 to the woman who witnessed his mailbox sex session. He will also have to register as a Sex Offender, Wigan Today reports.
Boner Candidate #2: SHE PHOTOBOMBED ME, I SWEAR
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A lot of people in Lebanon are mad about an Instagram photo by Miss Israel. Miss Lebanon is denying she willingly posed for a photo with Miss Israel after an image of the two beauty queens sparked outrage. Posted on Jan. 18, 2015, at 1:51 p.m., it may look innocent enough, but this photo is causing something of a diplomatic crisis at the Miss Universe pageant.
Miss Lebanon is accusing Miss Israel of photobombing her after a snap of the two beauty queens caused outrage in the Arab country. Miss Israel Doron Matalon posted the picture of herself, Miss Lebanon Saly Greige, Miss Japan, and Miss Slovenia on her Instagram account last week. The women are in Miami to compete in the Miss Universe pageant on Jan. 25.
The selfie spread through social media and began to draw outrage in Lebanon. Many users slammed Greige for posing with Matalon despite the violent history between Lebanon and Israel. The two countries are sworn enemies. They last fought a war in 2006, but there are frequent flare-ups on the border between Israel and Lebanon.
Many on social media even called for Greige to lose her title over the picture. Greige defended herself in a post on Saturday on multiple social media platforms in which she accused Miss Israel of crashing a photo she had been taking with the other beauty queens. In response, Miss Israel said on social media that the whole controversy made her “sad.”
Boner Candidate #3: HELP MIA FIND HER DOG
Mia Love thought it necessary to include the loss of her dear family pet in the very same Facebook post stating her family’s sadness from the passing of Utah lawmaker Becky Lockhart. Good one, Mia. Good one.
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