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Boner Preview Candidates for December 9 2015

Boner Preview Candidate #1: A NEVADA ASSEMBLYWOMAN WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO TAKE ACTION.

Tea Party Republican and Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore, a lunatic,made headlines last week when she sent out her family’s gun-themed Christmas card. Audio from a newly surfaced radio segment shows Fiore admitting that she would like to use those guns to shoot Syrian refugees “in the head.”

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: KEEP YOUR KIDS SAFE…DON’T LET THEM WATCH FOX FRIENDS

According to the FBI, the first two things your kids should attempt in any active shooting situation are 1) run or, if that’s not possible, 2) hide. According to Fox & Friends, Little Johnny needs to stand his goddamn ground.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: WHEN WAS THAT 9-11 THING?

Donald Trump has strong opinions, but his grasp of the facts is a little shaky.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: THE BABY DROP BOX

A Georgia woman has been arrested after she posted a Craigslist ad asking for unwanted babies to be dropped off at her doorstep to give to her teenage daughter.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: GOOD POINT NRA

NRA sends out tweet suggesting we ban stairs.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: SUBTLE

The caretaker at a Philadelphia mosque said he found a severed pig’s head outside on the sidewalk, and police were investigating whether someone may have thrown it out a car window.

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