Boner Candidate #1: I’M A WHOLE FEMALE. I HAVE LADY PARTS. A woman from Staten Island was assaulted by a […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE WOULD HELP THE ROBBERY VICTIMS BUT SNORLAX JUST POPPED UP. Two LAPD officers, Louis Lozano and […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE IS CONSISTENT, I MUST SAY. A farmer was arrested for a DUI, after only making it […]
Boner Candidate #1: STALKING FROM ABOVE A man from New York has had the finger pointed at him for stalking […]
Boner Candidate #1: DON’T WE ALL WISH THESE PEOPLE WOULD JUST GO AWAY? Elon Musk is being sued by a […]
Boner Candidate #1: HOW DO YOU FIGURE “IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BANNING BOOKS?” A sheriff from Idaho, Bob […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY A British Airways pilot who’s married, Mike Beaton, partied way to […]
Boner Candidate #1: RFK JR. ISN’T SO SURE ABOUT 9/11. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. speaks at a Hispanic Heritage Month […]
Boner Candidate #1: THERE WAS AN AIR TAG IN THE GROCERIES. A cashier at a Virginia Beach, Virginia, grocery store […]
Boner Candidate #1: CAN YOU GUYS HELP US FIND HIM Authorities have accidentally released a murderer, and now have been […]