Boner Candidate #1: I’M NOT RACIST. LOOK AT MY DOG. He had reached the last step and was about to […]
Candidate #1: I TOLD YOU GUYS TO HOLD IT DOWN The teenagers, some of them students at Brooklyn Tech, had […]
Boner Candidate #1: FIND A GOOD PERSON, YOU KNOW, AN AMERICAN A Denver landlord will pay a Muslim father and […]
Candidate #1: WAIT A MINUTE…THAT’S NOT A SNICKERS BAR A Florida man has been sentenced to a year in prison […]
Candidate #1: GRAVEY A Des Moines man is accused of having child pornography on his computer. Police say Robert Watson […]
Boner Candidate #1: I COULD BUY ALL THE COFFEE I WANT IF I COULD ONLY GET THE GOVERNMENT TO BAIL […]
Boner Candidate #3: THE JUDGE SAID “HE ONLY DID IT ONCE.” A judge handed down 10 years’ probation last week […]
Boner Candidate #1: USING A CHILD FOR REVENGE: LOWEST OF THE LOW A former model insisted her young son needed surgery […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE WORST HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT EVER My daughter is a freshman in high school, and she recently got […]
Candidate #1: YEAH. NURSES SPEND A LOT OF WORK TIME SITTING AROUND AND PLAYING CARDS About 1,700 decks of cards […]