Boner Candidate #1: I SWAPPED OUT THOSE BABIES FOR FUN Nurses are seen as caregivers in the hospital and patients are […]
Candidate #1: MAMA, I’M GOING TO PEE! As parents of toddlers know, nature doesn’t always call at the most convenient time. […]
Boner Candidate #1: GETTING YOUR MONIES WORTH FROM R.KELLY R. Kelly fans doled out $100 to see the singer perform at a […]
Boner Candidate #1: BUT THE LADIES LIKE THE UNIFORM According to the Sheriff’s Office, 46-year-old Brian Hartzler attempted to solicit sexual […]
Candidate #1: SEEMS TO BE A DISCREPANCY IN THE CHARGES HERE. A woman who was brutally attacked by a man wielding […]
Boner Candidate #1: FEELING LIKE THE END IS NIGH? JUST TAKE ONE OF THESE A prescription pill bottle used as a […]
Candidate #1: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE NIPPLE EQUALITY HERE? A 3-year-old topless selfie cost New York teacher Lauren Miranda her job. […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE GOVERNMENT CAUSE MY PSYCHOSIS. Notorious conspiracy theorist Alex Jones claims a “form of psychosis” caused him to […]
Boner Candidate #1: TRANS PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CREATE A NEW SPECIES THAT IS PART MACHINE. I had to read my […]
Boner Candidate #1: MORE BABIES! THAT’S THE SOLUTION TO END OF THE WORLD CLIMATE CHANGE. HAVE MORE BABIES. Utah Sen. Mike […]