Boner Candidate #1: NO SEX? PAY UP It’s a pretty standard situation to find yourself in on a night out. […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I USED TO BE GAY Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has told a crowd he “used […]
Boner Candidate #1: FREEDOM GAS WILL SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE WORLD Two officials with the U.S. Department of Energy labeled America’s […]
Candidate #1: COULD THIS WHITE HOUSE BE MORE PETTY? White House and U.S. Navy officials confirmed late Wednesday that they […]
Boner Candidate #1: IS IT A HATE CRIME? SEEMS SO. Pride flags are being stolen and vandalized across the Wasatch […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: AND SHE’S MARRIED TO MITCH MCCONNEL Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao reportedly still owns stock in a […]
Candidate #1: WE’RE UNDER ATTACK Two homes and a car were hit by bullets over the weekend when a group […]
Boner Candidate #1: PACK IT UP GRANNY; YOU’RE OUT. A 102-year-old woman is being forced out of her home in […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: MY HEDGEHOG! A dispute over custody of a hedgehog turned violent Sunday evening when a […]
Candidate #1: ANOTHER GOOD REASON NOT TO HIDE DRUGS IN YOUR BUTT A bungling felon from Washington state made a […]