Candidate #1: YEAH. NURSES SPEND A LOT OF WORK TIME SITTING AROUND AND PLAYING CARDS About 1,700 decks of cards […]
Boner Candidate #1: I HAD NO CHOICE A woman allegedly shot her husband dead after seeing he added a porn […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: WAIT. LEMME PUT ON MY JAIL OUTFIT Jaime Cruz, 20, said he wanted to put […]
Candidate #1: IT MAKES YOUR SOUL WHITER THAN WHITE, BRIGHTER THAN BRIGHT A group calling itself Genesis II Church of […]
Boner Candidate #1: A CAR IS NOT A RESTROOM A quick stop at Maverik in Murray to grab a drink […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: A CAR IS NOT A RESTROOM A quick stop at Maverik in Murray to grab […]
Boner Candidate #1: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC A petition calling for the termination of a second-grade teacher at a Pennsylvania public […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I HAVE HEALING CRYSTALS IN MY PURSE A woman told police the shards of meth […]
Boner Candidate #1: 40 YEARS A SLAVE. A second man has been arrested over claims that a vulnerable worker was […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: 40 YEARS A SLAVE. A second man has been arrested over claims that a vulnerable […]