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Round One Boner Candidate #1: I WAS MAKIN’ DO. A motorist was stopped by police for […]
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Round One Boner Candidate #1: THEM MUGGERS REALLY MUGGED ME. A man who had a metal cup stuffed up his bottom […]
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BONER CANDIDATE #1: WE’RE AMERICA, BITCH. Two high-ranking aides to President Trump summed up the administration’s foreign policy in three bombastic […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE HAVE A STRONG RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GERMANS Washington (CNN)State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert on Tuesday cited the […]