Boner Candidate #1: USING GRANNY AS A MULE TO SMUGGLE STOLEN CANNONBALLS A TSA agent discovered a set of Civil […]
Boner Candidate #1: HOMER SIMPSON DOES IT TO BART ALL THE TIME. A man in Tooele, Utah has been charged […]
Boner Candidate #1: SOMETIMES YOU SHOULD JUST LET THE SUNGLASSES GO. A man in the Sierra Nevada Foothills of California […]
!!! WINNER !!! Boner Candidate #1: AND THEN HE SAID TO HER…’HAND UP’ Katie, a Florida influencer, went viral after […]
Boner Candidate #1: POPPIN’ WHEELIES A Utah Highway Patrol trooper was driving down the I-15 when he was alerted that […]
Boner Candidate #1: HEY, THAT’S MY RITUAL STUFF Customs agents at Tampa International Airport discovered what appeared to be human […]
Boner Candidate #1: SHE FELL FOR HIM….OR WHATEVER. Vanity Fair has announced several new hires, including young women for social […]
Boner Candidate #1: NOT SMART ENOUGH TO AD-LIB SOME UNITY Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson spoke at the Republican National Convention […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE MAYOR AND HIS WIFE; BRIGHT LIGHTS IN THE COMMUNITY, EXCEPT…NOT SO MUCH. Marty and La’Quetta Small, […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT’S MY SPECIAL BULLY-BOY BEVERAGE A mother in Texas by the name of Jennifer Lynn Rossi has […]