BONER CANDIDATE #1: WE’RE AMERICA, BITCH. Two high-ranking aides to President Trump summed up the administration’s foreign policy in three bombastic […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: WHAT WOULD HITLER DRINK? A local grocery store chain is pulling soda products a customer posted […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: MY MOM; THE RACIST. The mayor of Palisades Park apologized on Thursday for his 80-year-old mother, […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: MAN, THIS GAME IS SO REALISTIC! An Oregon man on drugs stole a car in front of deputies […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I LIVE HERE! A Hawaiian hothead pulled a gun on a neighbor who returned to the […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: WHAT CAN I TELL YOU, MY LEGS NEEDED SHAVING As fellow pool-goers took dives and swam in the […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: PROFITING FROM DEATH SUNSET, Utah – A teenager lost their life rolling a UTV in Middle […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: SHE JUST COULDN’T KEEP THEM DAMN SHOES ON. Two day care employees in North Carolina were fired for […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: BAN TRENCH COATS. MSNBC host and conservative commentator Hugh Hewitt on Monday suggested that schools ban […]