Boner Candidate #1: THE FLIGHT IS FULL. THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO. A woman named Susan Benson was on […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE NEEDED A SHORTCUT, SO WE MADE ONE. Construction workers from China have been arrested for making […]
Boner Candidate #1: I WAS IN NO CONDITION AND WE HAD TO GET HOME SOMEHOW. Earlier this week, an Arizona […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT’S HOWDY DOODY TIME A Nebraskan was pulled over for having a ginormous bull riding inside a […]
Boner Candidate #1: THERE’S MIKE LEE, SHINING BRIGHT FOR ALL TO SEE. Utah Senator Mike Lee is friends with talk […]
Boner Candidate #1: WHY DID CARLOS THINK HE NEEDED TO TELL US HIS OPINION IN THE FIRST PLACE? Carlos Santana […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE WASN’T PLAYING HARD ENOUGH. In the state of Georgia, a high school football coach has been […]
Boner Candidate #1: I THOUGHT IT WAS HAND LOTION. When an airline passenger’s skincare routine made everyone breathless, an emergency […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE DON’T NEED INDIVIDUAL MEETINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL ALIKE. In Florida earlier this week, the principal […]
Boner Candidate #1: FIND THESE SO CALLED ‘PARENTS’ AND TAKE THEIR KIDS AWAY. Parents seems to be cracking up about […]