Boner Candidate #1: THEY WERE GOING TO WASH IT ANYWAY. At a Beijing restaurant recently, one kid told his mom that […]
Boner Candidate #1: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE KISS FOR OLD ED? Mary Tyler Moore show star Ed Asner appeared on MSNBC Tuesday to plug […]
Boner Candidate #1: THANKS FOR BRINGING HIM BACK, I GUESS. A family did not notice they had left their 3-year-old boy […]
Boner Candidate #1: HIV LEADS TO SOCIALISM Conspiracy nut and admitted “performance artist” Alex Jones, whom Trump has praised, is off the rails […]
Boner Candidate #1: CALLING THIS CASE INSANE IS PUTTING IT MILDLY A judge has awarded a convicted rapist parenting time and […]
Boner Candidate #1: SHE NEEDS TO LEARN THAT SHE MUST FINISH HER MILK A 3-year-old Texas girl who was sent outside […]
Boner Candidate #1: JESUS COMMANDED ME. A Leesburg woman was arrested Thursday after she tailgated a deputy, then told him that “Jesus commanded” […]
Boner Candidate #1: WOMEN TODAY? DONNA KARAN SAYS THEY’RE JUST ASKING FOR IT. Fashion designer Donna Karan has come to her pal Harvey Weinstein‘s […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE DOVE SOAP PURITY TEST. Customers are fuming over a racist new Dove ad showing a black woman […]
Boner Candidate #1: MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE FROM PROBLEM SOLVERS. A Swedish model says she’s faced an onslaught of online harassment […]