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Boner Candidates for April 8, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FUN

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What should have been a fun-filled Easter egg hunt in California turned rowdy, with toddlers crying and parents pushing to snag the colorful eggs. The Sacramento Bee reports that organizers ordered 510,000 plastic eggs to try to break the world record of 501,000 from a 2007 hunt in Florida. The event Saturday at the Capitol in Sacramento became chaotic when people lunged for the eggs as soon as they hit ground. Participants could trade in the shells for candy.

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Boner Candidate #2: DANGLING CANDY

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A Pennsylvania wife and former teacher was referred to as “dangling candy” by the judge who gave her just 30 days for the statutory rape of a teen. Erica Ann Ginnetti, 35, was arrested in January in Lower Moreland after police were tipped off when the victim showed photos and videos of the woman to his classmates. According to court records, the photos included images of Ginnetti in a bikini, and others in just her underwear or thong. A video sent to the teen showed her undressing in a “sexually charged manner.” The teacher and student were in frequent contact in July 2013, after the two had sex in her car parked at an industrial park. Ginnetti pleaded guilty last year to sexual assault and disseminating sexually explicit materials. The maximum sentence for the two crimes was seven to 14 years behind bars, Philly.com reports. Instead, Judge Garrett D. Page gave the woman just 30 days of jail time. Ginnetti will also have to register as a sex offender.

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Boner Candidate #3: OH, IS THAT OFFENSIVE?

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Cheese sticks are cheese sticks, right? Well, the owner of the Dago Joe’s food truck chose to differentiate his with an odd menu description. They’re “battered, like your wife,” his menu explains. An offended potential customer tipped off 7 Action News after searching the Dago Joe’s website for a lunch option. The mozzarella cheese sticks are listed alongside other side options. The description says, “Not just breaded, they’re battered, like your wife. With your choice of sauces or ranch dressing.”

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