Boner Candidate #1 2 ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE SOME OXY AND A SESAME SEED BUN
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An Alabama man tried to smuggle Oxycodone to his imprisoned wife by hiding the pills between the patties of a McDonald’s double dropped off at the local jail, cops report.
Boner Candidate #2 DO YOU MIND IF WE PLAY THROUGH?
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A British golfer who stuck his head in a trash bin as an alcohol-fueled joke ended up with his noggin stuck in the garbage for about 10 minutes. Dave Sayers, the star of a YouTube video uploaded by friend Stephen Nixon, said he was participating in a 24-hour charity golf tournament at Wolstanton Golf Club and had been drinking alcohol when he decided to throw his clubs in the trash as a joke.
Boner Candidate #3 THE BRILLIANT BANK ROBBER
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A man suspected of robbing a Yuba City bank Monday morning was arrested by police trying to board a Greyhound bus to New York hours after the alleged robbery.
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