Candidate #1: SEEMS TO BE A DISCREPANCY IN THE CHARGES HERE. A woman who was brutally attacked by a man wielding […]
Boner Candidate #1: FEELING LIKE THE END IS NIGH? JUST TAKE ONE OF THESE A prescription pill bottle used as a […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: WELL, IT DID GET THE ATTENTION OF THE CLASS After a middle school teacher allegedly slammed a classroom […]
Candidate #1: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE NIPPLE EQUALITY HERE? A 3-year-old topless selfie cost New York teacher Lauren Miranda her job. […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: YOU NEED POCKETS IN YOUR PANTIES. If you’re into the “weird denim” trend (or, like me, just […]
Boner Candidate #1: TRANS PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CREATE A NEW SPECIES THAT IS PART MACHINE. I had to read my […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. SORRY FOLKS BUT WE’RE OUT OF BUSNINESS AND WE’RE CALLING IT […]
Candidate #1: YOU ARE TRYING TO SCARE OUR KIDS WITH SCIENCE. Nearly every person who grabbed the microphone at a state […]
Boner Candidate #1: MORE BABIES! THAT’S THE SOLUTION TO END OF THE WORLD CLIMATE CHANGE. HAVE MORE BABIES. Utah Sen. Mike […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: DUDE, THERE’S TOO MUCH NEGATIVE ENERGY IN THIS WORK PLACE. A Missouri car rental worker […]