ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1:I MISSED THE QUARAN-TANNED CONCERT Krentcil hosted her “QuaranTANned” benefit concert Friday from her Tampa, Fla., […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1:IF THE PRESIDENT CAN THREATEN PEOPLE WHY CAN’T I? A man was arrested Friday after police say he […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1:HOW MUCH IS THE FREE TESTING? A Utah woman said she was shocked to receive a […]
Boner Candidate #1: I GOT THE VIRUS BAD, BUT I SHOULD BE OKAY TOMORROW. Federal authorities urged private companies this […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: OLD LADY COPYCAT DRUNKARD Social distancing can be tough on families, especially because you should […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1: I HAVE MY COW GRADUATION DIPLOMA RIGHT HERE! Utah congressional candidate Kerry Gibson — a […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: COULDN’T FIND A BETTER PICTURE OF THE DEMOCRAT What was anticipated to be one of the nation’s […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1: BILL GATES WANTS TO MICROCHIP PEOPLE Roger Stone suggested Monday that Bill Gates may have […]
Boner Candidate #1: ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS. An evangelical pastor who is refusing to abide by Louisiana’s ban on large public […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: LISTEN. THIS VIRUS HASN’T KILLED ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 25. AH, FLORIDA. Florida Gov. […]