BONER CANDIDATE #1: THIS ISN’T A POLITICAL STUNT, I’M SUPPORTING THE FIRST AMENDMENT Republican Kaysville Mayor Katie Witt — who […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1: THANKS A LOT FOR NOT HELPING The Polk County Sheriff’s Office is trying to identify […]
Boner Candidate #1: STEAL A CAR, WIN A PRIZE. Adrian Zamarripa and his parents were flown to Los Angeles by […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: STEAL A CAR, WIN A PRIZE. Adrian Zamarripa and his parents were flown to Los […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1:SEND HIM BACK TO THE SUMMER OF ’69 Bryan Adams has been branded ‘racist’ over a shocking social […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1:HOW MUCH IS AN INORDINATE AMOUNT? New Jersey state officials opened parks but kept the bathrooms […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1:OH, COME ON. WE’RE BASICALLY BOTH PREGNANT. Pregnancy can be hard. Ideally, when a couple decides to have […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1:WELL YOU KNOW HOW THOSE PEOPLE LIVE. The country’s top health official downplayed concerns over the […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1:THIS IS A VERY UNPLEASANT SITUATION Scientists who advise the government on its coronavirus strategy have […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1:I AM RAND PAUL. I AM IMMUNE! Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) decided not to wear a protective mask […]