Candidate #1: WAIT A MINUTE…THAT’S NOT A SNICKERS BAR A Florida man has been sentenced to a year in prison […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: POOP FOR POLITICIANS Politics can stink. That was the message delivered by a traveler to airport […]
Candidate #1: GRAVEY A Des Moines man is accused of having child pornography on his computer. Police say Robert Watson […]
Artsies: Knife + Heart – 3 stars Paris, Summer 1979. Anne (Vanessa Paradis) produces third-rate gay porn. After her editor […]
Sonic the Hedgehog Movie New Marvel Shows on Hulu? Disney+ may be ramping up its Star Wars and Marvel content with new shows about […]
Boner Candidate #1: I COULD BUY ALL THE COFFEE I WANT IF I COULD ONLY GET THE GOVERNMENT TO BAIL […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: OOOOO, A VAMPIRE FACIAL. Two former clients of a now-closed New Mexico spa offering “vampire […]
Boner Candidate #3: THE JUDGE SAID “HE ONLY DID IT ONCE.” A judge handed down 10 years’ probation last week […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: JUST SAY I’M PRETTY. SAY IT. SAY IT. A Laredo woman reportedly didn’t appreciate her […]
Boner Candidate #1: USING A CHILD FOR REVENGE: LOWEST OF THE LOW A former model insisted her young son needed surgery […]