Round One Boner Candidate #1: MAYBE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? Two students have been indefinitely suspended from the […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: OLD PEOPLE ARE GULLIBLE….THEY”LL GIVE US MONEY. Gov. Gary Herbert’s office on Wednesday criticized the “unethical […]
Boner 1 Candidate #1: IT’S BUSINESS DECISION It’s a move that’s been branded ‘disgusting’ and ‘sexist’ on social media. But […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT’S AGAINST POLICY TO BRING A GUN TO A HATCHET FIGHT A clerk at a Plaid […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS…AND TONS OF TRASH. Partygoers attending a “Floatopia” event spent the day drinking and […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: THANKS GOD SHE’S STEPPING DOWN A State School Board committee on Friday approved new science standards […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT’S OFFICIAL….MOBY IS CREEPY Natalie Portman has criticised Moby for a “very disturbing” account of their […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: DADDY NEEDS A MASSAGE. Father’s Day is just around the corner, so please enjoy this heartwarming […]
Boner Candidate #1:HOW ABOUT WE JUST HAVE MEN GET VASECTOMIES? A strict abortion law that could be enacted in Georgia […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: SORRY ALL YOU GET IS A SUN-WICH. When students in Warwick, R.I., line up in […]