Round 1 Candidate #1: IT’S AGAINST POLICY TO BRING A GUN TO A HATCHET FIGHT A clerk at a Plaid […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS…AND TONS OF TRASH. Partygoers attending a “Floatopia” event spent the day drinking and […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: THANKS GOD SHE’S STEPPING DOWN A State School Board committee on Friday approved new science standards […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT’S OFFICIAL….MOBY IS CREEPY Natalie Portman has criticised Moby for a “very disturbing” account of their […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: DADDY NEEDS A MASSAGE. Father’s Day is just around the corner, so please enjoy this heartwarming […]
Boner Candidate #1:HOW ABOUT WE JUST HAVE MEN GET VASECTOMIES? A strict abortion law that could be enacted in Georgia […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: SORRY ALL YOU GET IS A SUN-WICH. When students in Warwick, R.I., line up in […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: SQUIDWARD FIGHTS BACK A Chinese vlogger found out the hard way that trying to eat a […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: NO. NO.NO It’s the beauty trend nobody asked for, but it’s here nonetheless. While men and […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: POOP FOR POLITICIANS Politics can stink. That was the message delivered by a traveler to airport […]